Stalk No More

Thou Shall Not Stalk

By Ann Nguyen

Reasons to give up stalking.

~You're tired of sitting in the bushes waiting for him to come out of his home.

~The wet grass and the bugs flying up your nose is getting to be annoying.

~You've gone broke buying all the special gears to watch him.

~You've gone broke attending all the events that he was supposed to attend.

~He shows no sign of interest even after you add all his friends on social medias.

~He's starting to recognize how you're always wearing the same clothes he's wearing.

~He's starting to jump the moment he sees you.

~He shows no sign of interests even after you send him several hand-made greetings cards, very nice handmade cards.

~He shows no sign of interests even after you send him a sweater that you've pretended to hand knit.

~He shows no sign of interests even after you send him homemade food, very tasty homemade food.

~He shows no sign of interests even after you send him store brought food, very expensive store brought food.

Wet, broke, with bugs up your nose, you are determine to once and for all forget about him, but how? Only time will tell. A foreseeing of article to come.